41343 Conan and Jay Jokes

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Jokes:

Mark Zuckerberg got married a couple of days ago. At their wedding, Zuckerberg’s wife wore a dress that cost nearly $5000. That is until the dress went public. Now it’s worth $2000. – Conan O’Brien

My position is simple. I support any wedding I don’t have to go to – Jay Leno

A new report found that prostitutes are using Twitter as a free way to advertise. They are getting a lot of retweets from one user – @secret service – Jimmy Fallon

New rule: If the Indians have a rocket that works, but the North Koreans don’t, we have to stop being scared of North Korea and start being scared of India. Now, you may ask, why would the Indians launch a missile at us. Because, as Sarah Palin points out, we did steal their land. – Bill Maher

Yesterday, the Dalai Lama said he likes George W.Bush as a person, but not as a president. When asked for comment, Bush said, ‘I love him as a Dalai, but not as a Lama.”- Conan O’Brien

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